I
love my desk more than is decent for any human being to love any
piece of furniture. But we're not talking about mere furniture
herethis desk is my creative accomplice!
For
years, I wrote at the kitchen table, but when I sold my first
novel, I decided it was time to "get legit," and thus began my
search for the perfect desk. To me, that meant something with
character and class, and maybe with a few bumps and bruises and
stories to tell (sort of like that one grandma who really lived
it up back in the day).
I
found my perfect desk in the back corner of a very scary top
floor of an overstuffed, scabby flea market downtown. It's
old-fashioned and sturdy, and covered with nicks and scratches,
but still beautiful! I knew right away that this was the perfect
desk for me!
I
immediately began gussying up my desk, by sticking a purple
decal that says "Play Create Imagine Dream" right across the
center of it, and then making it shiny with little bling
stickers that are everywhere in my office. Also, I slapped my
"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. ~ John
Lennon" bumper sticker on one corner and commenced to taping
dozens of cartoons, jokes and inspirational quotes all over the
top.
Mickey
Mouse is very front-and-center on my desk. Cake toppers, toys
and Hallmark collectible ornaments (some of these are Mickey and
some are various Dr. Seuss characters) are scattered
strategically so they're cheering me on every time I look up for
inspiration (one Mickey is holding a Tina Fey quote I cut out of
a magazine"Life is improvisation"for
when I'm feeling particularly stressed), and all are overseen by
my Mickey Mouse flea market night light/lamp and my gaudy
plastic pink princess crown clock with the dream catcher
necklace hanging off one corner of it!
Of
course there are pics of the kids and of the Hubby, plenty of
scattered manuscripts in various stages of revisions, an itty
bitty Buddha statue and usually my cat George, who just loves to
make my work all the more challenging by either standing in
front of the computer monitor or stretching across the keyboard
while my hands are on it.
I
consider my office the one place in the house that is truly
mine. I try to fill it with things that make me feel energized
and hopeful and comfy and giggly. And my desk is the centerpiece
of that officenot only where I park my
buns to work, but where I go to feel like I'm at home. Believe
it or not, I consider my desk a friend.
Author,
columnist, All Around Good Guy...
Jennifer has been writing since... well, forever.
Two-time winner of the Erma Bombeck Global Humor Award (2005 &
2006), humor columnist for The Kansas City Star (winning the
Missouri Writer's Guild 2008 Conference Award for Best Newspaper
Column) and Saturday Featured Blogger for Mom2Mom KC, Jennifer
has been out to prove since childhood that being a smart-ass
can, indeed, be considered "making a living."
Her debut novel, Hate
List, (Little, Brown) was released September 2009.
Jennifer writes and
lives in the Kansas City, Missouri area with her three wonderful
kids, adorable hubby, two cats, a boxer pup and the best basset
hound baby anyone could ever ask for.